Pumps and Punchlines

Need a break from your significant other? Kids got you wound too tight? Time for some funny female perspective? You’re overdue for a hilarious girls’ night out!

Tweet your best friends, facebook your sister, call your mom and email your neighbors: it’s time to laugh away the holiday stress at Pumps and Punchlines.

Stand-Up Comedian, Writer and LA native Christina Pazsitzky is a series regular on Tru TV's World's Dumbest, a roundtable regular on E!'s Chelsea Lately and will be in Showtime's new Live From Amsterdam Series! Headlining comedy clubs around the country, Christina has also entertained our troops in the Middle East, Africa and South Korea. Christina has been called “pure comedy: honesty and a lot of outspokenness.” 

Jill-Michele has recently been seen on Showtime's stand-up special Hot Tamales and was the first and only Latina Cast Member of FOX's MadTV. You've also seen her on Comedy Central's Reno 911 playing George Lopez's girlfriend, FOX's Til Death, E!, TBS, VH1 and BET, and was the host of SiTV's Inside Joke. Jill-Michele not only is an actress and stand-up Comedienne, she a Writer and Producer as well.

Mary Lynn Rajskub is best known as “Chloe” from the popular television series 24 and was recently seen on this fall’s CBS series How To Be A Gentleman. She can currently be seen on Dicki as the webseries’ title role on MyDamnChannel.com. Besides her work in film and television, Mary Lynn can also be seen performing stand-up at clubs around the country.

Comedian and actress Arden Myrin has made over 90 appearances on Chelsea Lately and was a cast member on MadTV for four years. Arden’s acting credits include the new movie Bachelorette, as well as a recurring part on Reno 911, Gilmore Girls and Hot In Cleveland, and is in the upcoming movie Wrong Cops. She has appeared on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Howard Stern Show and RuPaul's Drag Race. Arden is a native of Little Compton, Rhode Island.

New-York based Marina Franklin is emerging as one of the hottest comedians in the comedy scene today, with such notable appearances as Craig Ferguson's Late Late Show, The Jay Leno Show, Awkward Comedy Show, Chapelle’s Show, NBC’s Last Comic Standing Season II, and Comedy Central’s Premium Blend.  Originally from Chicago, she made her acting debut at the Illinois Rep Theatre. She then quickly realized her love for acting and went on to pursue a MFA in acting at Syracuse University.

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Pumps and Punchlines Saturday, December 1, 2012, 8:00 pm
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