“Irreverent!” “Sacrilegious!” and “Hysterical!” In Robert Dubac’s hilarious new show, STAND-UP JESUS, our lord and savior returns but this time he’s no carpenter – he’s a stand-up comedian! Join him as he channels what God created on the 8th day. Comedy! Shining the light of truth on false prophets, duplicitous politicians and immoral sheeple; J.C.’s razor sharp satire has been intelligently designed to redeem sinners of all faiths. So let he who is without sin cast the first heckle! His ecclesiastical reviews have been stellar: “Christ, he’s funny! Comedy has risen to a new level!” –Moses “He is more famous than the Beatles!” –Matthew, Mark, Luke and John “I know for a fact he can’t take a joke.” –Judas Come bear witness to a truth that hurts and a truth that’s funny with STAND-UP JESUS. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done; and it will be done with the miracle of divine satire! Who better to battle the hypocrisy of modern day evangelism than STAND-UP JESUS? It’s a Second Coming blessed with punchlines. Heaven help us? Hell, yeah! Robert Dubac (author, actor) belongs to a rare breed of humorists who make comedy smart and tragedy funny. Eschewing drama in the pursuit of humor he deftly combines stand-up with theater, pulling our emotional strings with intelligence and wit. In other words, you get more truth and less dick jokes.
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Due to circumstances beyond our control, tonight’s performance of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 LIVE: TIME BUBBLE TOUR at Proctors has been cancelled. The box office will call individual ticket holders directly to issues refunds or credit on account.
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